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URBAN CROQUET 2009 IN REVIEW 

It was remarkable.  The weather Godz gave us tremendous sunny and warm day for Urban Croquet 09.  This only started the day out great and it continued on as Teams dressed in non-traditional croquet outfits poured in to mallet-off.  Then the sound of balls being whacked around the flags of the world echoed throughout the lawn of our Host the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Local 683. 

The plays were mixed with laughter, arguments, discussions, disappointment, clowning around, jubilation, confusion, plotting, and cheating on the unusually designed courts as Teams battled for the coveted 1st Place and 1st Place Looser trophies.  Fortunately our winner of the Best Costume in the Men’s category, Dick Cheney look-a-like didn’t have to shoot anyone with his plastic shotgun.   

Team IBEW 683“The Shockers” were shocked when they had to play Best Costume Team “AmAsian Race”.  Becca Haninger graced Team Brothers Drake Meadery with her elegant Victorian gown winning Best Costume in the Women’s category.   

No particular costume was needed for the fast winning Team WTF!  They emerged out of no where and knocked Reining Champions Team Wicket Masters onto the court for the “only defeated once” match.  Team Wicket Master, Team Here 4 Beer, and Team AmAsian Race played a timed sudden death match to be able to go on and compete against the power house Team WTF!  Team Here 4 Beer cried victory and the other teams cried WTF! 

Waiting on Grand Championship Course St. Vic. Andrews to defend was Team WTF!  Team Here 4 Beer grabbed another beer and headed for the death defying course.  A course no human should have to play.  As the sun was setting, the two Teams battled through the wickets that were hap-hazardously placed around dog doo dah’s, rocks and hills, and was complete with a cliff. 

Team Here 4 Beer poured it on and knocked off Team WTF!   Amazingly enough Team WTF! could only chant their name. 

Now here comes the best part of the story. 

Since both teams have lost only match each, there had to be one sudden death match to determine the Winner.  Instead of playing the match, both teams showed good sportsman like conduct and went to blows for the trophy.  Just kidding…the two Teams decided that each would take a 1st Place trophies and 1st Place Looser trophies.   

Congratulations and the Winners and the Losers!  Only in the Land of Doo Dah can you be both! 

Thank you for supporting Urban Croquet and the Friends of Doo Dah. 

Don’t forget to mark your calendar for July 4th, 2010 for the 27th Annual Doo Dah Parade + Party. 

See you then! Mz Doo Dah, ChairChick & Queen of Doo Dah

www.UrbanCroquet.

www.DooDahParade.com  

 

Urban Croquet 2009 - Photo Review | ColumbusUnderground.com

2008 Results

2008 Champion
1st Place 2008 Winners Team
      The Wicket Master (Also 2007 Champion!)

2008 Urban Croquet Champions - Team Wicket Master
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WicketMaster: Eric Lanese, Wes Ingram, Max Faulkner, Chris Sauer

 1st Place Biggest Losers Teams
       Grandview Cafe The Holes
       Village Drunken Idiots
       The Shockers
       The Black Widows

  

2007 Urban Croquet Champions!
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WicketMaster: Eric Lanese, Chris Sauer, Max Faulkner, Wes Ingram

2006 Winner:  Croq-au-vin

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We're pet friendly at Urban Croquet.  Bring 'em on a leash and pick up the doo dah's.   No gators please.

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